Test

   Do you remember those Friday's when we had those dreadful spelling, math, ''pop quiz's and or any other test? I hated those days, forget the weekend they just jacked it up for me with them dam things.  The older we got and farther we went in school those test still hunted us,but on any day of the week.  Lately the test I take are way different and have letters and funny names, so far none painful.  As I take each test I kinda talk to myself , sing, make up jokes and what ever else came to mind. I have had one test that FREAKED me out to the point I started to cry.  Ok it was an MRI now I have had  a few before but this one was of my head and neck.  Let me start by saying they put a block sponge on each side of my head then they put my head in this plastic head cage and finished me of with a topping for the girls.  I was slid into THIS chamber half way in and soon this sound stats.... bong, bong, bong and as I'm inched back an forth the tons and beats changes on the bong. plus I couldn't move at all.  For the first ten - twelve  minutes I was cool doing my thing singing, humming, laughing then something happened I freaked out.  I don't know what went wrong I started crying and moving around the tech finally had to pull me out to reassure me I was OK and tell me it was only six minutes left.  I tried to suck it up and do the best I could, but man that was the longest six minutes ever.  When it was over I wanted to pull all that shit off of me and run.  Ha ha ha ha.  I don't wish a test like that on my worst enemy any day of the week.
EKG, EMG, MRI, CAT scans, DEXA,Ultrasounds, X-Rays and ones I can't remember including any other and all test by blood.  I get a round of check-ups on all stuff inside every six months or so to make sure THIS or the meds aren't making anything worse.  I hate these test and don't wish then on anyone and on top of it all you can't study.  The only test I don't mind getting a negative mark on.

   I can say I am not scared anymore of the negatives or positives that come my way, I'll just keep singing, humming, laughing  and dong my thing.

TTFN